You have until October 20 to send Ringo your soiled undies

There always seemed to be a few kangaroos loose in his top paddock, but is Ringo off the piss and lining up for a spot on the BBC program Grumpy Old Men? He didn't specify what wouldn't be signed so there's some marketing management lecture notes, a Punxie & the Poison Pens T-shirt and a box of old newspapers he can have.