Let's be brutally honest. Twitter is mostly pointless nonsense, but it is occasionally throwing up glints of comedic wit. Here's a few from the supposed tweeting of Nick Cave:
"Hoping to premiere my new lingerie line, Get Ready For Love, at my half-birthday party later this month. Sending out invitations."
"At the shoot for the Meow Mix commercial. If I hear the director say 'release the cats!' one more time and wink at me meaningfully, I'll cry"
"Just realized Ed Kuepper is not Chris Bailey. What have I done?"
"Testing March menu at Murder Salads. "Plain Cold Herring"? Disconcerted"
"Getting ready for my first acupuncture appointment. I need to be rid of Mick's hurtful energy."
Gems like these here.
More banal stuff form the Barman here.
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